janeiro 2011
4 publicações
“All of the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only...”
– Thomas Watson
Stuff
Man 1: Yo, I'm Hungary.
Man 2: Why don't you Czech the fridge?
Man 1: Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen.
Man 2: Hummm, maybe you'll find some Turkey.
Man 1: Yeah, I have some but it's nasty because it's covered in a layer of Greece. Yuck!
Man 2: Eugh man, there is Norway you can eat that...
Man 1: Yeah, I know, I think I'll just settle for a can of Chile.
Man 2: That sounds good, I think I'll have a Canada chile as well.
Man 1: Denmark your name on the can.
Man 2: Kenya do it for me please?
Man 1: Ok, I'm Ghana do it.
Man 2: Thanks man, I'm so tired, Iran 2 kilometers to the store today.
Man 1: Damn! You really must have ran like a Niger!
“First they came for the Communists,
and I didn’t speak up because I...”
– Martin Niemöller